कूल एसएमएस and Status Messages - पेज 8

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व्यूएड : पूरा समय: 187556 टाइम्स , सप्ताह: 64 टाइम्स
अपडेटेड 3 years ago
3 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Sana # 76

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat…..

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Sana # 76

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय [email protected] # 121

What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times.
Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Piyush # 27

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Anika # 70

never mind people when they say you''re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Nirati # 47

i like all of them exept the ones where salman khan is mentioned. hw can u say stuff bou hm lyk dat????

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Pranshu # 93

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Charu # 81

Very honest
Very cute
Very honest
One in trillions
Very stunning
Very gorgeous
Good looking
Fit
I think it’s enough
About me
WHAT ABOUT YOU???

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Bhawesh # 48

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Pallavi # 105

A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Piyush # 27

pls tell the sky not to cry. it reminds me of something i want to forget and i dnt want to cry anymore,

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhijeet # 50

Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Varun # 60

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u''ll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhishek # 82

I am sure,
You were born n this world
As a cute baby.
Now that u are grown up
I have one question……….
WHAT HAPPENED???

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Priyanka # 57

the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Nitin Dhiman # 130

A funny boy looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Boy replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Retasha Sharma # 114

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Gazal # 28

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn''t hash,
Then your situation''s hopeless and your system''s gonna crash!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Jyoti Sharma # 89

What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Priyanka # 74

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Kunal # 31

In My friends U is My best friend
SO, I like U
U forget me
I can’t forget U.
I love U my friend.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Deepak # 110

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Shantanu # 58

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1, Too Many Questions. 2, Difficult to Understand. 3, More Explanation is Needed. 4, Result is always FAIL!….

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Arjun # 34

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinit # 71

It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Charu # 81

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE''S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Kuldeep # 69

fish ready ?
yes boss
chiken ready ?
yes boss
omlate ready ?
yes boss
mutton ready ?
no boss
kyu?
bakara now reading the shayari.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Jyotsana # 16

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Chandan # 90

A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Rahul # 116

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...

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