फूल एसएमएस and Status Messages

SomeOne..

MiSSES YOU.

NeeDS YOU...

Worries About YOU.

Lonely Without YOU.

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Ya ya yaYa ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Ya ya Ya ya yaYa ya
YaYa ya yaYa ya yaYa
Kya pad rhe ho.
Are pura msg aisa hi hai.
So age mat pado.
April fool.

eq:1DONT STUDY=FAIL
eq:2STUDY=DONT FAIL
adding eq 1 & 2
DONT STUDY + STUDY = FAIL + DONT FAIL
STUDY(1+DONT)=FAIL(1+DONT)
=>STUDY=FAIL
Hence proved
so dont study..

kripya dhyaan de










dhyaan dene ke liya shukriya.ab apna kam kare.........

hello....
hello... hello...hello..

Awaz nahi aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab awaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahi?....

..awaz ayege b kaise? ye to sms hai...
Hehehe ;->

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

You will be a ROSE for all TREES

You will be a SMILE

for all FACES

Youwill be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

You are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

Are you smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C -You are Cute
D -You are Dear 2 Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G -You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..


Because MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

There is a gift fir you.Scroll Down for more info.
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This was your thumb exercise

Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Warna
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Gadha Mar Jayega

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,

VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!!

you are Perfect "AADHIVASI".

Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.

Happy April Fool's Day to the king of fools

Gulab Ka FOOL bagon me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padhraha hai.

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn''t Is A Fool Forever

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It''s my request, dont marry a fool.

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME

u r the biggest fool of the world..
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didnt u read what is given above?
then what?! do u want some certificate?

I Don't Think So ,,,You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ,,

O FOOL you are the most BeautiFOOL, WonderFOOL & WolorFOOL Among all FOOLS

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advnce..

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.

31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool,wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:-)

You laugh because
you think I’m fool,
I smile because
I know I’m not