फनी पंजाबी एसएमएस and Status Messages

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!

Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.

Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.

Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky'
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey,

Gannay da ras howey,

Jay mera wass howey,

Rab di Qasam,

Teri Maa meri saas howey..

Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h 'kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell
na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

History teacher - mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.

Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histrory di fadayi c.

Nargis to Shaitan:
Main ik Masoom tay shareef ladki haan...
Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu
apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
O my Beloved by Your Love,

Samajh Aayi…?
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Nahi,

Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da…

A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

And Said,

'Lipton di chah hai?'

Sardar G,

'Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…'

Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
'Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said, 'Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley'

Main nwa number lai leya hai,,
CHAPPAL da.
Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni,
Changa ni lagda..

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:



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No Reason.

Bas meri mat maari gai c.