फनी पंजाबी एसएमएस and Status Messages

फनी पंजाबी एसएमएस और संदेश, फनी पंजाबी एसएमएस Images
व्यूएड : पूरा समय: 118704 टाइम्स , सप्ताह: 679 टाइम्स
अपडेटेड 5 years ago
5 Years Ago | 26 शेयर्स | बाय Sana # 76

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

5 Years Ago | 69 शेयर्स | बाय Rahul # 19

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

5 Years Ago | 40 शेयर्स | बाय Rajat # 18

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

7 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय 8003511191 # 3

Heart touching line ...!
..!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!

7 Years Ago | 5 शेयर्स | बाय 8003511191 # 3

Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.

7 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय 8003511191 # 3

Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.

7 Years Ago | 6 शेयर्स | बाय Varun # 72

Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky'
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

7 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey,

Gannay da ras howey,

Jay mera wass howey,

Rab di Qasam,

Teri Maa meri saas howey..

7 Years Ago | 9 शेयर्स | बाय Kankambari # 122

Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h 'kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

7 Years Ago | 18 शेयर्स | बाय Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

7 Years Ago | 29 शेयर्स | बाय Rana # 40

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

7 Years Ago | 53 शेयर्स | बाय Abhijeet # 50

Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.

7 Years Ago | 36 शेयर्स | बाय Priyanka # 74

Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.

7 Years Ago | 22 शेयर्स | बाय Charu # 22

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

7 Years Ago | 24 शेयर्स | बाय Kalika # 54

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

7 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell
na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?

7 Years Ago | 17 शेयर्स | बाय Rishi # 66

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

7 Years Ago | 11 शेयर्स | बाय [email protected] # 121

History teacher - mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.

7 Years Ago | 7 शेयर्स | बाय Shubhdeep # 112

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

7 Years Ago | 15 शेयर्स | बाय Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

7 Years Ago | 37 शेयर्स | बाय Abhishek # 82

Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

7 Years Ago | 15 शेयर्स | बाय Charan # 24

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

7 Years Ago | 7 शेयर्स | बाय Kuldeep # 69

Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.

Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histrory di fadayi c.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Prabhjot # 95

Nargis to Shaitan:
Main ik Masoom tay shareef ladki haan...
Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu
apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Gazal # 28

Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Agha # 108

My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
O my Beloved by Your Love,

Samajh Aayi…?
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Nahi,

Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da…

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Vikas # 84

A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

And Said,

'Lipton di chah hai?'

Sardar G,

'Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…'

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Manish # 75

Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
'Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said, 'Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley'

8 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय 8003511191 # 3

Main nwa number lai leya hai,,
CHAPPAL da.
Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi, Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni,
Changa ni lagda..

8 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय 8003511191 # 3

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:



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No Reason.

Bas meri mat maari gai c.

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