इंसल्ट एसएमएस and Status Messages - पेज 4

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व्यूएड : पूरा समय: 221621 टाइम्स , सप्ताह: 104 टाइम्स
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3 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय niks # 334

Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय sanvoo # 1141

JAB BHI TUJHE DEKHTA HU BAS




2 HI LINES YAAD AATI HAIN




BHOOT PISAACH NIKAT NAHI AAYE,
MAHAVEER JAB NAAM SUNAYE

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय abi # 1718

I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय vimal # 383

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय sweet # 8050

tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय vimal # 383

Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय rahul # 6872

Today i saw a person
looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय vimal # 383

Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??

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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..

Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo……………

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय rishu # 450

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय ali # 5294

hello imran tumhara kya hall hai mujay jeldi jeldi batao meray pass itna fazool waqat nahi hai kay main tum say baat kerta rahoon

7 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय gun # 435

Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय AKKK # 830

Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय piklu # 1637

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय roop # 161

One MMS recieved

Name: Video Clip

Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds

Starting now...

Loading..

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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय piklu # 1637

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय preethi # 1837

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
when i look at u i also dont laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय goldi # 736

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Asif # 7189

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय JITU # 404

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय reenu # 4298

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय JITU # 404

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Sanjeev' says # 2089

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय JITU # 404

Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha?

Saarey Player Darakhton Pe Chard Kar Khelein Ghey

Bandar Coach Ho Gha To Yehi Ho Gha Na

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय atul # 3878

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS... eHE eHEE HEE

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय anu # 726

paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah

pani main kashti
kashti mian car

sms parhnay wala..



monkeys ka sardar

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय samita # 388

aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय anupam # 999

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय samita # 388

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय pradeep # 2457

do u remembr ur childhod? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..

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