नॉटी एसएमएस and Status Messages - पेज 3

नॉटी एसएमएस और संदेश, नॉटी एसएमएस Images on Page 3 of 16
व्यूएड : पूरा समय: 285429 टाइम्स , सप्ताह: 72 टाइम्स
अपडेटेड 4 years ago
4 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Jamie Wilkinson # 125

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

4 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Shobhit # 77

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

4 Years Ago | 4 शेयर्स | बाय Bruttendu # 124

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

5 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Vijay # 38

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

5 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Rajiv Dhiman # 115

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Kapil # 49

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Sanjay # 23

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy''s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Shubham # 35

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Varun # 72

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Sourabh # 83

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Pramod # 67

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Varun # 72

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2''rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Vivek # 73

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

7 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय Sachitendra # 118

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Prabhjot # 95

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Animesh # 94

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Monika # 36

[email protected]#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Chandan # 90

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there''s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Rahul # 116

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Rahul # 116

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Aditi # 21

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Ashish # 52

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Md # 53

(_,_)2 stay
('') Young
// +SEXY
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(_,_)THiS
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(_,_)MÖre
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(_,_)
('')''; OFTEN
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7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinav # 59

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

7 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Kalika # 54

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

7 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

7 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Amar # 68

Which Part...
of a man''s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Bhawesh # 48

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Naresh # 101

('')
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/ /
('')
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"o ('')
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o""o ('')
( ''.'' )/ /
o""o ('') HELLO!
( ''.'' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1''s got a dirty mind!

7 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinit # 71

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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