नॉटी एसएमएस and Status Messages - पेज 4

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व्यूएड : पूरा समय: 285272 टाइम्स , सप्ताह: 68 टाइम्स
अपडेटेड 6 years ago
6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Bimal Dhiman # 120

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

6 Years Ago | 3 शेयर्स | बाय Agha # 108

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Jyoti Sharma # 89

A man said 2 his doctor ''everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection'' the doctor said ''That''s because u look like a cunt!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Prabhjot # 95

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Gazal # 28

I''m popey the sailorman, I''m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I''m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Jyotsana # 16

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Monika # 36

Wat''s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Monika # 36

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय [email protected] # 121

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Sourabh # 107

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Shinde # 20

Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय [email protected] # 121

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Priyanka # 57

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Sourabh # 107

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Harsh # 64

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Jamie Wilkinson # 125

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Rajat # 18

Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Bhawesh # 48

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Preeti # 37

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Prem # 39

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinav # 59

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Vivek # 73

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Nimish # 61

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Kapil # 49

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Pranshu # 93

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Shinde # 20

You don''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don''t know the meaning of most words.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Saket # 17

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Kankambari # 122

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Monalisa # 78

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

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