नॉटी एसएमएस and Status Messages - पेज 10

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6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Nirati # 47

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinav # 59

Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Gaurav # 109

Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Chandan # 90

After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Arjun # 34

New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Chandan # 90

If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Monika # 36

Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Priyanka # 74

Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Kanishk # 26

When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Deepak # 110

Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don''t know why you are fuckin shaking, she''s goin 2 eat me!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Sana # 76

Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Charu # 22

A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Chandan # 90

An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Shashank # 111

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Charan # 24

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.

6 Years Ago | 2 शेयर्स | बाय Richa # 62

A gal tells her Doctor: I''ve got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Anurag # 106

As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.

6 Years Ago | 1 शेयर्स | बाय Jamie Wilkinson # 125

A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what'' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what''s urs?
Man: Beer cunt!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Anika # 70

Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinav # 59

Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Rishi # 66

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO''s discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Abhinav # 59

Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Jyoti Sharma # 89

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Arjun # 34

Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Vibhu # 29

What''s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Nakul # 99

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Piyush # 27

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Amar # 68

Q: What''s the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Charu # 22

Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!

6 Years Ago | 0 शेयर्स | बाय Kalika # 54

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

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