Sejan... SMS Collection - Page 8

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo."

Dosti Chirag hai Jalaye rakhna,
Dosti Gull hai isse Khilaye rakhna,
Hum rahe na rahe Jahan me,
Humari Yaad Dil me Basaye Rakhna.

True Meaning of Relation :
Where There are no Compromise in telling the Secret.
&
There is no Secret for which u need to Compromise.

I Pray 2 God 2 Give u.
Shanti,
Shakti,
Prem,
Pratap,
Gyan,
Shaan,
Shardha,
Samridhi,
Shaurya,
Vivek,
Sneh,
Vijay,
Kaushal...
13 Bacche kafi hai ki aur mangu.

People r not Special, Frndship make them Special.

So d Moral is.
U were not Special, I made u Special.
It's OK Yaar. Thanks ki Zarurat nahi hai. Chalta hai.

"Maths & Women r the 2 most complicated things in d world."
.
But
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Maths, atleast, has Logic.

Yuhi nahi humne aapko apna mana hai,
Pyare ho aap itne ki Khuda b apka Diwana hai,
Zarurat hi nahi aapko Yaad karne ki,
qki Namumki aapko bhul Pana hai.

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

Tute Dil ke Tukde jud nahi pate,
Dil me Daag hi to Dhul nahi pate,
Taklif ye nahi ki wo hume Yaad nahi karte,
Taklif ye hai ki Hum unhe bhul nahi pate.

100 Gulab kam hai Doli Sazane ke liye,
1 Gulab kafi hai Mandil me Chadane ke liye,
100 Khushi kam hai Zindagi bitane ke liye,
1 SMS kafi hai humari Yaad Dilane ke liye.

Bacha Ghar se Maar khakar Skul ja raha tha.
Raste me kisi ne Pucha-:Beta Padhte ho?"
Bacha bola - "Nahi Dress pahan ke tere Baap ki Shadi me jaa raha hu."

Neend apni bhulakar Sulaya humko,
Aansu apne girakar hansaya humko,
Dard kabhi na dena us Khuda ko,
Khuda bhi kahta hai Maa Jise.

Sirf 2 Kadam Door har Kinara hoga,
Socho kitna Khubsurat ye Nazara hoga,
Bas Dil jo kahe uuse Karna Dimag se,
Fir Dekhna jo Sochoge wo Tumhara hoga.

"Talent will take u to high Position...
bt Good Character only helps u to maintain high Position.
So be alwys Genuine & win all the Hearts.

The best Friendship is not d one wich is free frm Problems n Misunderstanding.
Its d one whr one feel sorry & a Smile can make everything Perfect as Before.

Dil aur Duniya me sirf itna frq hai ki
Is Duniya me bahut sare Log rahte hai lekin
Iss Dil me Sirf Aap...
.
.
Aapki "Bhabhi" rahti hai.

How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?
.
.
Ask My Parents.

Ye jo Hath me 4 Inch ka Dabba Pakada hai na.
Ye sirf msg Receive karne ke liye nahi hai,
Isse msg Send bhi hote hai,
Tey karke Dekho, Smile nahi Try maro.

Maa! Pahle Aansu aate the... aur Tu Yaad aati thi.
Aaj tu Yaad aati hai aur phir Aansu aate hai.
Haapy Mothers Day.

Jara si Baat hai lekin Hawa ko kon Samjhaye,
Diye se meri Maa mere Liye Kajal banati hai.
Haapy Mothers Day.

Bachpan ki wo tedi - medi Roti dekh Danta karti thi,
ab Gol - Gol oti banti hai to teri Surat dikhati hai maa.
Haapy Mothers Day.

MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt - "Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe."

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai...
Pyar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai...
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par...
Qki Dar ke aage Jeet hai...

Raat ka Chand aapko Salam kare,
Pariyon ki Aawaz aapko Aabad kare,
Sari Duniya ko Khush rakhne wala wo Rab,
Har Pal aapki Khushiyon ka Khayaal kare.

1 Ladki _ Ladke ko kiss karti hai. to Ladke pe Lipstick ka Daag lag jata hai.
Ladka bola ye kya kiya?
Kuch Accha karne me Daag lage to
"DAAG ACCHE HAI NA"

A Beautiful Day waiting for U.
Walk with aims.
Run with Confidence.
Fly with ur Achivments.
So get up, Make lovely Day.
Gud Morning.

Lock & Key r of Same Metel. Lock is always bigger than the Key. Problems r like Lock & Solutions r like Key. Don't Focos on Problems but Find the Key.

Jo kal tha usse bhul kar to dekho,
Jo aaj hai usse Jee kar to dekho,
Aane wala Pal khud hi Sawar Jayega,
bas Zindagi ko Pyar se Jee kar to Dekho.

Ae mere Chahne walo!,
Kabhi apna bhi Zamana tha,
Sara Sahar apna Diwana tha,
Tum to karte ho Dosto se Dosti,
Apna to Dushmano se bhi Yarana tha.

Hame aadat thi bahut Pine ki,
Magar usne kasam dekar chhuda di,
Kekin jab bhi baithe Yarri ki Mahfil me,
to Yarro ne uski Kasam dekar Pila di.