Sejan... SMS Collection - Page 10

Kahte hai Fulo ki Zuban nahi hoti,
Lafzo me hakikat bayan nahi hoti,
mila hai humara SMS to kadar kijiye Janab,
Kismat har kisi par Maharbaan nahi hoti.....

Ye rishton ka daman kabhi na tute
Tum humse, hum tumse kabhi na Ruthe,
is kadar Risto ko Nibhaye ki,
Ye Dharkan khamosh ho jaye lekin Rishta na tute.

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

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Morning..!
Wo zara ubasi aa gai thi to thoda lamba ho gaya.
Zara sa Adjust kar lena.

Pyari jiski Surat,
Masum jiska Chehara,
Thodi Shararat, Thodi Mohhbat,
Jiski Pyari har 1 Ada,
Uska SMS padhne k liye Shukriya.Shukriya.

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai...."

Sweet Sweet Morning,
Cold Cold Climate,
Hot Hot Coffee,
&
A little little heart beat says
Very Very Good Morning.

Finally aftr so many controversies Shoiab got Sania.
Now I appeal to other Pakistanis that
plZ

Plz
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koi Rakhi Sawant ko bhi le jao na Yaar.

Saying Good night is not a Formality or Due to free msg,
It's the art os Saying that I remember you in "My last minute of the Day "
Good Night.

Wo saamne kabhi aakar Mile bhi nahi,
Hum milne jaye unse itna Hosla bhi nahi,
Wo Mangte hai Chamak Sitaro ki,
Par Mere paas to Mitti ka 1 Diya bhi nahi...

Dil karta hai Zindgi unhe de du,
Zindgi ki sari khushiya unhe de du,
De agar wo Mujhe Bharosa apne saath ka,
To yakin Mano apni Sanse bhi unhe de du.

Actual Meaning of Morning is
"More+Inning"
Means 1 more inning given by God to Play & Win.
So very Good Morning & have a lovely winning Day.

Profeser : Tum 20 Saal ki Ladki se Shadi karoge ya tumse 20 saal badi ladki se...?
Student : Sir Depend karta hai ki kaun jyada khubsurat hai, apki Beti ya apki bivi....

Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."
Banta - "Telephone"
Santa - "Galat"
Banta - "to phir"
Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."

True saying:
Only two person in the earth will be extrimly Happy...
One who gets every thing in love....&
the one who does not know wat is love.....

Ae Khuda Barish karwa de, Ek Lota Pani bharwa de, Or jo Mujhe SMS na kare Us Lote me unka Mobile Duba de, "Na rahega Phone, Na bajegi Tone."

"I thought u were busy, so didn't want 2 disturb u.....
Dis thought is the main reason dehind most broken relations.
Keep disturbing ur bestloved onces.

Bheed me tha wo na ro saka hoga,
Magar Yakin hai Raat bhar na so saka hoga,
Wo Shakhs jise Samjhane me mujhe Umar lagi,
Bichhad ke mujse kisi ka na ho saka hoga.

Ankho me Asqe Dil me Dard diya,
Sub kuch diya par hosala na Diya,
Meri Kismat tune Mujhe har chiz di,
Par jiski aarzoo thi bas wohi na Diya..

Phool khilkar Udas hai,
Samandar ko aaj Pani ki Pyas hai,
Ek Bar khul kar Muskuara do Dost,
Ram Gopal Verma ko Naye Bhoot ki Talash hai.

Lakh chahoge par bhula na paoge,
Hum se Juda hokar ja na paoge,
Chahe kitne bhi SMS luta do hum pe,
Par humare SMS ko Overtake na kar paoge.

Machharo ke katne se Mat hona Pareshan..
Wah...Wah...
Machharo ke katne se Mat hona Pareshan..
Anjane me hi sahi lekin aap kar rahe hai Raqt Daan.

Koi Chahta hai kisi ko Apnane ke liye,
Koi chahta hai kisi ko Tanhai se bachane ke liye,
Lekin Hume to har kisi ne Chaha apna Dil Bahlane ke liye.
"TRUE"

Rancho : "1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??"
Virus : "6 Balls"
Rancho : "Galat Jawab, 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 times fanki jati hai."
Think Differnt.

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman Chalisa Download karaya hai,
Tabse Tumhare Msg ane band ho gaye hai,
Sach hi kahte hai Bhoot Pisach Nikat nahi aave Mahaveer jab Naam Sunave.

Ek Gulab hamesha Gulab Rahta hai,
Chahe wo Gamle me Rahe ya Gazal me,
Usi tarah Tum humesha mere Dost rahoge.,
Chahe tum Central Jail me raho ya Mentel Hospital me.

Dil me Baskar jab koi Dil se Dur hota hai,
Rokana chahte hai use par Dil Majbur hota hai,
Ankho me Aansu bhle hi na Dikhe par
Dil me Dard jaroor hota hai...

Love : Dil ke Liye,

Dil : Zazbat ke Liye,

Zazbat : Insan ke Liye,

Insan : Khoobsurat Duniya ke Liye,

Wo Khoobsurat Duniya sirf aap ke Liye,

Dhalti Shaam ko Aaapka Ehsas hai,
Is Dil me Aapki Jagah kuch khass hai,
Aap Sath nahi ho phir bhi ye Dil kahta hai
Ek Pyaar sa koi Apne pass hai.