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201 एसएमएस in कलैक्शन
Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.
Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”
Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi.
T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.
Very Important Health Tips:
Please Don’t Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.
Without,
ME…
OK?
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana… ;->
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa…
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke.
Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.
Koi Paas To Nahi?
Zara Akelay Ho Jao.
Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.
Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.
Ghor Se Suno…
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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas?
New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan…
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.
This is a test message
DON’T scroll down further
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I said DONt scroll down..
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Test result positive
Aap k andar waqai keera hy.. :
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
“Susti Humari bari Dushman He”
(Allama Iqbal)
“Hume apne Dushman se pyar karna chahiye”
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Lo ab batao Banda kis ki maane.??
Us ne mere Hath ke lakeeren dekhen
Or phir hans kar kaha
tere naseeb main sab kuch hay
sivaiy
…
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…..
Cheeni kay!
Arz Kia Hai:
Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …
Wah Wah
Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Betha Hans Raha Hai… ;->
Larka: tumhari Zulfun se khelney ko jee chahta hai…..
larki ne wig utari or kaha:
Lo khel lo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai.
Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hy?
Or
wahan jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?
to
vist kijiye ga hmari web site
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www.BETA apni oqat me raho.com.
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k me b kuch Amir Khan se kam nahi ho ..
Me b parhta hun, samjhta hun
Phr 15 mints baad bhol jata hon
Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha, Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)
DEAR...
Agar apke pass
koi
Dost na ho,
Paisa na ho,
Zindagi bhi boring ho.
to please log on kre
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MASTER G Class Me-Agar sache dil se GOD se prathna ki jaye to wo puri hoti haiLADKA-Rahne do sir, agar aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir nahi sasur hote.
Nazar mili jab wo AKELI thi,
Dosti hui to wo SAHELI thi,
Pyar hua to wo PAHELI thi,
Dusre k saath bhag gayi SAALI,
Tab pataa chala wo
us area ki "CHAMELI" thi.
Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai?? Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise?? Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai..
Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.
Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day
To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?
Zahir Hai
KHUWAB.. :-)
Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gayi:
10 g Mitti,
10 g Kankar Pattar,
25 Type ke Kide Makode,
&
500 gm ghaas-phoos.
Kamal Hai Mujhe Laga Khali Hoge!!!
Life is FIXED CALL
Lover Is MISSED CALL
Wife is RECEIVED CALL
Mother is IMPORTANT CALL
BUT
Friend is
FEVICOL...
Mujhko maloom nahi Husn walon ki Tareef Magar.
Haqeeqat me Haseen Sirf.
Whi hai....
Jisne aapko ye SMS bheja he