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201 एसएमएस in कलैक्शन
Ye dil bahut udas h
Koi apna nahi paas h
Har waqt boring sa ehsas h
Jaraa apni girlfrnd ka number dena to
suna hai maal bahut "JHAKKAAS"hai.
American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai.... tumhare paas kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!
Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.
Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.
Love hua Risky, Don't worry hav WHISKY.
Take advise of mine, always drink WINE...
Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se Kahaa
Chand Ne Jo Baadlon Se Kahaan
Samudra Ne Jo Lehron Se Kahaa
Vahi, Aaj Main Tumse Kehti Hoon
Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!!
Mat puch SMS ki intaha kaha tak hai,
tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai,
hame bhi umeed nahi hai tumse SMS ki,
hame dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.
Hum who nhi jo DIL tod denge,
Thaam kar HAATH saath chod denge,
Hum DOSTI Karte hai Machhli or Paani ki tarah,
Juda karna chahe koi agar to hum DUM tod denge
Rishto me pyar ki mithas rhe,Na mitne wala ehsas rhe.Khne ko to chhoti si ye Zindgi,Lambi ho jaye agar aap jese DOST KA sath rhe,
"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."
Dost se milkar dost har gam bhula deta hai pyar se milkar wohi us dost ko rula deta hai kasur dost ka nahi pyar ka hai pyar aksar dosti bhula deta hai.
Kuch Wo b Mujrim the
kuch Hmari b khata thi
Jo n ho ski puri kaesi wo DuaThi
Mein samjha k Mujh m wafa nhi
Fir pata chala k sari Duniya Bewafa Thi
Har dost se acchi baat karna FITRAT hai meri
Har dost khush rahe yeh CHAHAT hai meri
koi mujhko yaad kare ya na kare
Har dost ko yaad karna ADAT hai humari
KYA MSG MSG KRTE HO,
MSG PE KYO MRTE HO,
KYA HOTA HAI MSG SE MSG KI LAGA DU DHERI....... ME BARISH KARDU MSG KI JO AAPKI FRIEND HO JAAYE MERI.
Dard Hai dil me par iska Ehsas nhi hota
Rota hai Dil jab vo pass nhi hota
Barbad ho Gye hm Unki Mahobat me
Or WO Kahte hai is traha Pyar nhi hota
YAR.
apni GRLFRIEND ko
samjha le,aise na raha kare
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aaj ye photo mene dekhi kisi or k hath lag jati To
Fulo me KAMAL..
Paper me NAKAL..
Samaroh me TALI..
Majak ke liye SALI..
Gahno me SONA..
Chupne k lye KONA..
Pyaar me GUM..
Or Dosti me HUM..
FamouS h bhaiya.
Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
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Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!
Zindagi me kisi ka sath kafi h.
Hatho me kisi ka hath kafi h.
Door ho ya pass farq nahi padta.
Dosti ka to bas Ehsas hi kafi h
MAA ki ek dua apki Zindagi bna degi
Khud Royegi per Apko hasa degi
Kabhi bhul ke bhi MAA ko mat Rulana
Ek choti C Boond Dharti hila degi
Bhai tere liye ek rista aya h
baap hardware me h
ma software me h
bhai footware me h
aur larki sirf underwear me h
bolo baat karu kya?
pani ko bhi sharab bna dete
tere liye ROYAL STAG ka tub bharwa dete
kambakhat peete nahi ho tum
hamare sath
warna TAJ MAHAL ko bhi theka bna dete...