vaibhav kohade SMS Collection - Page 5

Agar 5
minute me
aapka
koi b SMS
Nahi aaya
to aaj se
apna Rista khtam..

Khallas..

Over
Finish

Or

Kal fir Start..

Maths PJ..

Arz Kiya Hai-

Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero


Wah Wah


Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero



Any Number Multiplied by Zero Is Zero..

Apki Sadgi Ki Koi Inteha Nhi H
Yahi To Mere Dosti Krne Ki Wajah Rahi He
Mana K ApMe Alag Kuch B Nhi He
Par Jo ApMe H Wo Kisi Or Me B Nhi He..

One thing I have learnt from LIFE is that getting UPSET will not help..!

Always get up &
Set your GOALS &
things will become easier..!

Rajnikanth can do even Loose-motion in Slow-motion..!!

Kya kare in pyare-pyare dosto ka..
Jo dheere-dheere hme bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg..
Aaj ek-ek paisa apni
shaadi k liye bacha rahe hai..

Kash 1din Ap Asman pr so jao
sitare apka bichona ho
chand apka tkiya ho
rat apki chadr ho
or
subha surj 1 laat mar k kahE,
''Uth re apne ghr ja ke so
*good~night

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai


Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..


Aur

Maine jo sher mara to

to

to

to

sherni widhwa ho gayi..

Aapne"Kaha Mohabt Puri Nai Hoti
Hm"Khte H Hr Bar Ye Bat Jruri Nai Hoti,
Mohabt"To Wo B Krte H Unse
Jinhe"PaneKi Umeed Nai Hoti..

Karta rha Fareb koi saadgi k sath
Itna bada Mazak meri Zindagi k sath
Shayad Mili saza Is Jurm ki mujhe
Ho gya tha Pyaar Mujhe 1 Ajnabi k sath..

Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?



Socho?




Socho



Socho?


Garam karo aur

Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!
good morning :-)

Rajnikanth bought a new road roller..

Do u know Y.?
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To iron his cloths.! ;-)

Tune Chaha Nhi Wrna Sawar Gya Hota
Gul Apne Pyar Ka v Khil Gaya Hota
Agr Do Kadam B Badha Deti Meri Tarf
Teri Ksam Mai Had Se Guzr Gya Hota..

Life is funny twisted, sometimes u laugh,& cry..
But as long as i'm wid u,
i'll always be on ur lips as a smile rather dan a tear in ur eyes!

Healthy people live neither in D past nor D future

They live in d present whch gives NOW a flash of eternity bcz no shadow fall across it.....

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

Abe O pagal,

1 Zabardast Sher Sun..

Sher Bi Tu,
Cheeta Bi Tu

Kya Frmaya?

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu..

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu...

Dil Bola Aankh Se Dekha Karo Kam,
Dekhte He Aap Aur Tadapte He Hum,
Aankh Boli Dil Se Chaha Karo Kam,
Chahte He Aap Aur Rote He Hum..

Har aansu ka matlab gam nahi hota,
Duriya hone se rishta kam nahi hota!
Har waqt yaad aati hai aapki,
Qki yado ka koi mousam nahi hota...

Khushi itni ho ki aap dikha sako,
Gum bas itna ho ki aap chupa sako,
Zindagi me 1 Dost aisa rakna,
Jiske liye aap mood off me bhi muskura sako...

Pyara sa chehra,
Mithi C Aawaz,
Masum sa Dil,
Sweet C muskan,
Perfect personality
kuch mizaaj Andaz

ye to hai meri baat,
Aur batao
kaise hai Aap...

''When u have PAINS in life "

.

.
Always remember the expansion of PAINS
.
.
P-Positive
A-Approach
I-In
N-Negative
S-Situation. :-)

Samundar Ka Jab KINARA Na Milega,
Apno Ka Jb SAHARA Na Milega,
Dubati Hui Nazar Se Palat K Dekhana,
Us Waqt Bhi Aapko Hath HAMARA Hi Milega..

Dis Msg is being Sent in da Interest of Humanity


"Pls St0p making J0kes on Rajnikant

or else

he wil DElEtE da
FORWARD OPTION
in All M0biles":)

Hum hava nahi, jo kho jayenge..
Hum WaQt nahi, jo gujar jayenge...
Hum mosam nahi,jo badal jayenge..
Hum to ANSU hai jo gam aur khushi me apke sath rahenge...

Zindagi bhi hum apni khusi se luta de,
agar khuda hamari umar apko laga de,
aur khuda se chahat kuch bhi nahi,
bas har janam me AAPKO hamara DosT bana de..>

Aansu Ki Bunde H Ya Ankho Me Nmi H,

N Upar Asman H N Niche Zami H,

Ye Kaisa Mod H
Zindgi Ka,

Apki Hi Zarurat H aur Apki Hi Kami H..!

Hsna Aur Hsana To Fitrat H Hmari,

Hr Koi Khush RaheYe Chahat H Hmari

Bhale Hi Hmko Koi Yad N Kare

Hr Sweet Dost Ko Yad Krna Adt H Hmari...

ek Girl Fasi LagaRahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...