Bhramita SMS Collection - Page 10

I was not kissing your lips... I was telling your lips a secret.

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?

What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.

What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies?
Bingo.

During the war, people used to say that you needn''t worry about the bombs. They would only hit you if they had your name written on them. Which was bad news for my neigbours, Mr. and Mrs. Doodlebug.

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee'' called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofour lives making each other sick!"

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.

My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee The more I have, for both are infinite....

For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,IT CAN be ACHIEVED!

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

I''m sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night
& a prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!

Remember that each time u fall ..
I''ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

Baby you have a beautiful, pure, innocent heart. the moment i layed my eyes on you i knew you were the love of my life.

TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox "coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...!

The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."

May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true
Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D ;) :

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

LOVE Is
Missing Some1
Whenever
You''re Apart,
But Somehow
Feeling
Warm Inside
Because You''re
Close In Heart

Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn''t lift the table."

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?

2. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Inbox Funnies
1. If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

Luv hurts,luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......Ilove u so much

Ruby Rugby"s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?